11 Truly Shocking Server Stories I Honestly Can't Believe Happened — Like, The AUDACITY Of These Customers

"A woman asked: 'Did a dog roll your silverware?' and pointed to her linen. It had two fuzzies on them due to the wash, and she thought one was a hair (I think she was trying to get a free meal). I got her a new roll-up, she asked the question again, and I said: 'I don’t know any dogs who can roll silverware.' She said she'd never come back again, but returned three hours later with her daughter."